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ItStinksInHere.com – So Hot In France Right Now
Alright France, looks like you’ve finally caught on. Welcome to ItStinksInHere.com. Let’s review some of the things that make you so very French, France. I will be grading your top 20 contributions...
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Season 18 of The Bachelor is Underway and It Sure Seems Like These Ladies...
Well, seems like every female I know is going bananas over this Juan Pablo fella and the new season of The Bachelor. So I tuned in. Basically, for those of you that don’t know, the first episode seems...
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15 Things You Should (Try To) Be Doing Everyday
Well guys, I think i figured it out, or least I’m getting there. Here’s a list I made of a bunch of shit I try to do every day and I think you should too. People on the internet fucking LOVE lists –...
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If You’re Not Sleeping Naked, You’re a Total Psychopath
If you are sleeping with clothes on, there’s almost certainly something wrong with you and you definitely should not be trusted. You’re obviously a terrible decision-maker. Even underwear feels like a...
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Hey Dunkin, Get a Clue, Your Coffee Blows
Hey Dunkin, get a fucking clue… Your coffee fucking blows. Friends Don’t Let Friends Drink Starbucks?! Are you fucking shitting me?! I saw this disgusting piece of shit T-Shirt at a Dunkin Donuts...
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Hipsters, Please Wear Temperature-Appropriate Outfits
Hey, all you hipster pieces of garbage, cut the shit. We get it, you’re fucking cooler than cool. I just want to ask one favor: PLEASE, stop wearing stupid shit that doesn’t go with the climate....
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Think I Found My (and Your) New Summer Look…
I think Deion Sanders said it best, “if you look good – you feel good, if you feel good – you play good, if you play good – they pay good”. With summer on it’s way, it’s a perfect time for you ladies...
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Happy Birthday, Lou Bega!
Happy Birthday, Lou Bega! Can’t believe it was 15 years ago that Mambo Number Five was sweeping the nation. Even more surprising? Lou Bega is German. Uhmm, what? Lou Bega? As in Mambo Number Five Lou...
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New Nicki Minaj Video Will Give You Nightmares…
…and by nightmares I mean boners. Holy. Shit. How am I supposed to carry out a normal life after watching that? I have regular, every day, adult activities to do like go to work and purchase groceries....
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Incase You Hadn’t Heard: The Diarrhea Bucket Challenge is SWEEPING the Nation
Yup. If you haven’t heard of the Diarrhea Bucket Challenge, you’re just not one of the cool kids – sorry. Raising awareness of how easy it is to dump ice water on yourself in the summer. Doing it the...
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